Pisces

Neptune swims through your waters, precisely sextiling Pluto while opposing the Sun across the celestial horizon. Reality feels like an uncompressed video stream rendered through vaseline and soft-focus lenses. When an astrologer tells you to watch your planetary house, remember you cannot vacuum the carpet of the twelfth house with a regular dustpan. Drift gently along the cosmic slipstream, avoid signing long-term data contracts, and let your imagination hallucinate glorious, benign algorithms.