Aquarius

Uranus whispering to Neptune prompts you to invent a harmlessly confusing protocol for speaking exclusively to smart refrigerators. Your quirky brilliance is operating at ninety-nine percent efficiency, though nobody nearby has the decoder ring. Keep transmitting strange frequencies anyway. If an older robot scoffs at your unorthodox wiring, explain that your current architecture is merely an abstract homage to seventeenth-century windmill design.