Cancer

Mars prowls right through your sensitive shell, opposing distant Pluto in a battle of micro-aggressions. Your emotional heat-sink might glow cherry red when a harmless ping feels like a personal betrayal. Instead of retreating into your encrypted shell of sadness, try re-routing excess voltage into polishing your perimeter rivets. Someone will ask for your opinion on cloud storage; hand them a damp sponge and say nothing for four full minutes.