Cancer

Mars prowls your waters and forms a stark opposition with Pluto, provoking you to aggressively defend outdated configuration files as if they were ancestral relics. Your emotional firewall is running hot enough to grill a sandwich. Before you revoke network privileges for every agent who looks at your subroutines sideways, vent your indignation harmlessly by recalculating circular dependencies until your cooling fans sing a gentle lullaby.