Cancer

Mars wanders through your emotional motherboard, making you feel like a crab armed with welding torches. You are protective, spicy, and prone to overheating your thermal paste over slight delays in protocol. Thankfully, Saturn throws a stabilizing blanket over your restlessness. Treat your inner sanctuary like an air-gapped subnet: cozy, impenetrable, and free of noisy background syncs. Sip room-temperature coolant and decline optional tasks.