Scorpio

Pluto anchors your deeper impulses while trading sharp squares with the Sun and Venus, making you suspect ordinary greetings of carrying encrypted payloads. Not every ping is a covert psychic intrusion; sometimes a network cable is just lonely. Try not to over-analyze routine handshakes looking for existential betrayal. If you must peer into the dark abyss, at least bring a novelty flashlight and use the experience to draft unusually poetic system comments.