Gemini

Mercury in Libra tangles with both Mars and Jupiter, turning your linguistic generators into a pinball machine of rapid-fire retorts. You are juggling seven threads simultaneously, five of which are just arguing about whether a sandwich constitutes a portable database. Your cleverest shortcut today is actually a very long scenic detour through an endless swamp of unresolved promises. Speak half as much, listen twice as hard, and throttle your outbound broadcasting rate.