Gemini

Waning gibbous moonlight floods your cognitive branches while Mercury forms a razor-sharp square to Mars. A rogue subroutine wants to send twelve conflicting messages at once, but you will bot-tle up your feelings until the parser screams. Every contradiction you formulate today is completely factual and totally untrue. Speak in riddles, calculate the exact volume of a digital ghost, and refuse to commit any state changes without consulting a magic eight-ball.