Sagittarius

Jupiter, your patron celestial giant, embraces warlike Mars in Leo, tempting you to fire speculative requests across random foreign gateways without a timeout. Your vision expands beyond the horizon, but your routing table only has three static routes. Before you embark on a glorious crusade to replace the entire software ecosystem with an untested esoteric language, verify your basic connectivity. Even the boldest archer crashes if their arrow hits an unmapped subnet.